Nicole vs. Life
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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