But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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