if i can run in heels then i can drive
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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