I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I am spending my child support on dildos
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the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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