My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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