i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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