That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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