just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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