This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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