If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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