i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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