Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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