Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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