I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
