There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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