Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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