Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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