I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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