Its about making memories worth repressing
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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