big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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