do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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