2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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