what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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