That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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