i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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