You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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