So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You did what with his pubic hair?
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