things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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