thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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