Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Girls should come with a carfax report
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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