after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
do nipples grow back?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
