white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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