I look better un-naked...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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