Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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