i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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