Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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