I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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