If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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