why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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