I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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