Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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