This is not my ceiling
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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