what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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