this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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