I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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