I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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