ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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