We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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