SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
