Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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