Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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