I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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