we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well I just put wine in my tea
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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