He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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