she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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