i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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