Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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