so explain again why im purple
no
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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