Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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