Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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