Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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